

You're Invited!
A Ribbon Cutting for No Damn Reason
That's right. No grand opening. No milestone. No reason. Zero speeches. Minimal planning. Maximum ridiculousness.
Just a giant scissors, dozens of yards of ribbon, and a chance to feel very important for absolutely no damn reason.
Everyone gets a turn. Everyone gets a photo op.
Because life's too short to wait for a big moment-so we're faking one.
Wear whatever the hell you want; just be ready to snip & smile!
Bar hopping in Weho to follow.