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A Ribbon Cutting for No Damn Reason

That's right. No grand opening. No milestone. No reason. Zero speeches. Minimal planning. Maximum ridiculousness.

Just a giant scissors, dozens of yards of ribbon, and a chance to feel very important for absolutely no damn reason.

Everyone gets a turn. Everyone gets a photo op.

Because life's too short to wait for a big moment-so we're faking one.

Wear whatever the hell you want; just be ready to snip & smile!

Bar hopping in Weho to follow.